One crumb. Two paths.
The goose consults his own judgment, which is another way to say he has no idea.
An independent opinion from a goose with no credentials
GUESSTIMATEGOOSE.
Tomorrow is uncertain. He isn't. Ask the goose, write down his answer, and see how gracefully he forgets it.
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THIS OR THAT?
THE GOOSE WILL CHOOSE.
A confident silence.
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He remembers the wins.
A goose has never lost a debate with a goose. Please do not ask for the spreadsheet.
Take the print.
Make a new caption on the banner. Keep the goose, change the question. A joke travels further when someone else can finish it.
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